But if you still
want to write your masterpiece, here are some tips.
Read a lot
The more you
read good books, the more you will recognise good writing. As you read, look
at the way the author uses language to evoke mood, or to convey a character.
Write a lot
Practice. Short
stories, articles, difficult sympathy letters. The more challenging the
writing, the better. Invest in a good thesaurus (or add it to your toolbar)
and use it often!
Know your
market
Who is going to
buy your book? Why would they want to select your book from the shelf rather
than the hundreds of others on offer? Think about who you are pitching the
book to, and write what they will want to read. I write uplifting and
intelligent books for the middle-aged LDS female market, but you may feel
more comfortable writing for the general market, or youth, or children.
Rewrite,
read, rewrite and read
Once you have
completed your first draft, leave it alone for a couple of weeks, then go
back to it and read it objectively and honestly, asking yourself if it's any
good. If you were a reader who had paid for the book, would you be
content that it was money well spent? Rewrite it, and rewrite it again, and
again, until you are convinced that every word is as good as it can be.
Check out
your publishers
Most publishers
these days have websites telling would-be authors what they are looking for,
how it should be submitted, and to whom. Buy books already published by that
publisher so that you know what they like, and make sure you submit your
manuscript based on their guidelines. Many publishers do not accept
unsolicited manuscripts at all, so don't waste your time with them. And
there used to be an unwritten rule that you didn't submit the same novel to
more than one publisher at a time, but with many taking several months to
consider a manuscript, that no longer applies. After all, the worst that can
happen is a bidding war over your book.
It's often a
good idea to use an agent rather than going directly to the publishers. They
take a percentage of your royalties, but if you can get accepted by an
agent, you're halfway there.
Develop a
thick skin
You will get a
lot of rejection letters. Don't let them get
you down.
Finally, some
more tips to make you smile! (I didn't write these. I'm not that
good.)
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Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
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And don't
start a sentence with a conjunction.
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Also,
always avoid awkward, affected and annoying alliteration.
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Never ever
use unnecessary redundant repetitions.
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Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
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No sentence fragments.
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Verbs has to agree with their subjects
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Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
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Writing carefully, dangling participles should not be
used.
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Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
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Don’t verb nouns.
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Employ the vernacular.
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Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
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Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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Remember to never split an infinitive.
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Contractions aren't necessary.
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Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
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One should never generalize.
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Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations.
Tell me what you know."
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Comparisons are as bad as clichés
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Be more or less specific.
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One-word sentences? Eliminate.
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Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
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The passive voice is to be avoided.
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Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
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Who needs rhetorical questions?
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Don't never use a double negative.
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Do not put statements in the negative form.
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A writer must not shift your point of view.
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Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
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Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of
10 or more words, to their antecedents.
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Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague,
they're old hat.